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    Kids Know Best

    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.

    Completely unconvinced, the little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale and therefore it must be possible.

    Irritated by the girl's petulance, the teacher once again said that there was absolutley no way a whale could swallow a human.

    But the girl was still not having any of it.

    "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah," she said

    "But what if Jonah went to hell?" the teacher asked.

    "Then you ask him!" replied the little girl.

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