Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 42

Thread: Jokes Please

  1. #1
    Ex Group Webmaster thescoutwebguy's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Location
    The United Kingdom
    Posts
    320
    Thanks
    8
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Jokes Please

    Hi,

    I am planning on putting together a E-Book full of Jokes, and sell it via Ebay (I've read this is possible/allowed) and donate 100% of the sales to the W&G Grand Appeal.

    So I am asking you for any Jokes you might have, of course full credit will be given in the book underneath each Joke, with your name and your city. So for example if John Smith from Barnstaple, submitted a Joke, then it look this in the book.

    How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
    Well, have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

    John Smith, Barnstaple

    Hope you can help!

  2. #2
    Senior Member Walsallwizard's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    Ingleby, Redcar And Cleveland, United Kingdom, United Kingdom
    Posts
    3,694
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 385 Times in 197 Posts
    Good luck with this but I think you may struggle, better to get your Beavers, Cubs and Scouts to compile a book and sell it locally. There are literally hundreds of web sites with free jokes on them, but like I said god luck.

    BTW here's one

    A swan always went to a restaurant with his friend the duck, because he never had to pick up the bill...
    Richard Fenton
    CSL 1st Hartburn Sea Scouts (Graham Mellanby's Own)
    www.hartburnseascouts.org


  3. #3
    Assistant Beaver Leader Keith's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Ingleby Barwick, England
    Posts
    3,762
    Thanks
    138
    Thanked 127 Times in 91 Posts
    Build it into your programme, make sure the YP know about it in advance and bring some jokes to the meeting.
    Keith "Hawkeye"
    (Acting) Beaver Scout Section Leader (Woodbadge)
    Group Executive Committee Member
    Group Badge Secretary
    Group Web Manager
    Group Social Media Manager
    1st Ingleby Barwick (St Francis) Scout Group



    https://www.inglebybarwickscouts.org.uk


    WE NEED MORE ADULT VOLUNTEERS!
    Volunteer at 1st Ingleby Barwick Scout Group
    Section Leaders, Assistant Section Leaders, Sectional Assistants, Occasional Helpers, etc.


  4. #4
    Map Geek marcush's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Posts
    4,496
    Thanks
    106
    Thanked 32 Times in 30 Posts
    Going to agree with Richard, there's so much out there, doubt it'll do to well. people won't pay for something they could find free elsewhere.

    Rule 66. A map and compass offers no protection against getting horribly lost.

  5. #5
    a quiver full of barbs merryweather's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    'auchtermuchty'
    Posts
    7,682
    Thanks
    401
    Thanked 1,817 Times in 1,069 Posts
    joke: there was a DC, DESC, ESL and GSL sitting round the camp fire discussing explorer scout provision.........



    TM

  6. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to merryweather For This Useful Post:

    Barney255 (03-11-2013),marcush (03-11-2013)

  7. #6
    Senior Member crisolin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2011
    Location
    Gloucestershire
    Posts
    153
    Thanks
    22
    Thanked 19 Times in 11 Posts
    'So why did you get thrown out?'
    'The sign said
    "Toilet Out Of Order. Use Floor Below".
    So I did.'

  8. #7
    Senior Member roger-uk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    6,653
    Thanks
    1,530
    Thanked 890 Times in 549 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by merryweather View Post
    joke: there was a DC, DESC, ESL and GSL sitting round the camp fire discussing explorer scout provision.........



    TM
    They all agreed with Bushfella and Tm lived happily ever after
    Roger Woods
    Assistant Group Scout Leader,
    1st Sawley (All Saints) , Long Eaton

    NSRA Air Rifle instructor
    GNAS Archery Instructor
    County Archery Assessor
    Radio Amateur (G8XAN)

  9. #8
    a quiver full of barbs merryweather's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    'auchtermuchty'
    Posts
    7,682
    Thanks
    401
    Thanked 1,817 Times in 1,069 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by roger-uk View Post
    They all agreed with Bushfella and Tm lived happily ever after
    i was confident you'd know the punch-line!



    regards, TM

  10. #9
    Senior Member Walsallwizard's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    Ingleby, Redcar And Cleveland, United Kingdom, United Kingdom
    Posts
    3,694
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 385 Times in 197 Posts
    I'm not saying I need to lose weight but whilst lying on the beach this summer I got harpooned by a passing Japanese whaler!
    Richard Fenton
    CSL 1st Hartburn Sea Scouts (Graham Mellanby's Own)
    www.hartburnseascouts.org


  11. #10
    Senior Member johnmcmahon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Posts
    2,079
    Thanks
    129
    Thanked 153 Times in 105 Posts
    Got to do it;

    why did the toilet roll go downstairs?

    to get to the bottom

  12. #11
    Senior Member Doug in Canada's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Burlington, Ontario, Canada
    Posts
    2,772
    Thanks
    3
    Thanked 11 Times in 9 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by roger-uk View Post
    They all agreed with Bushfella and Tm lived happily ever after
    Thought it was supposed to be jokes, not fairy tales!
    Akela - 6th Burlington Cub Pack

    www.6thburlingtoncubs.org

  13. #12
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Rothley, Leicestershire
    Posts
    109
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
    I was reading a book about an immortal dog today

    Just couldn't put it down !


    Sorry I'll get my coat
    Akela 2nd Quorn Scouts
    ADC Cubs Charnwood District

  14. #13
    Senior Member Walsallwizard's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    Ingleby, Redcar And Cleveland, United Kingdom, United Kingdom
    Posts
    3,694
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 385 Times in 197 Posts
    I once fancied a Nun it was a hard habit to break...
    Richard Fenton
    CSL 1st Hartburn Sea Scouts (Graham Mellanby's Own)
    www.hartburnseascouts.org


  15. #14
    Senior Member big chris's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    12,376
    Thanks
    1,970
    Thanked 3,459 Times in 1,507 Posts
    Ok. Seems like a good time to resurrect this

    How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Two, it's getting them inside the bulb and in the mood that's tricky..

    Sent from my ONEPLUS A5010 using Tapatalk

  16. The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to big chris For This Useful Post:

    johnL (18-03-2020),KoopaCooper (17-03-2020),shiftypete (18-03-2020)

  17. #15
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    Lisburn
    Posts
    745
    Thanks
    29
    Thanked 166 Times in 114 Posts
    Did someone get access to your phone?

Similar Threads

  1. Practical jokes on camp
    By dmoorcroft in forum Scouting Talk
    Replies: 46
    Last Post: 08-05-2011, 05:09 PM
  2. bad jokes
    By dinky_doo in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 92
    Last Post: 13-04-2011, 11:38 PM
  3. The best and worst festive jokes!
    By Dramatist in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 27-12-2009, 02:04 AM
  4. Jokes I can tell Cubs
    By rjlawler in forum Scouting Talk
    Replies: 29
    Last Post: 14-09-2009, 01:45 PM
  5. Corny cracker jokes
    By Gadgette in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 28-12-2008, 10:17 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •