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    "HQ is pleased to announce the introduction of the first Scouting degree course.*"




























    * Mandatory, but discount on tuition fees available on production of a correctly tied reef knot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ianw View Post
    New chief scout Katie Hopkins
    Sounds like a Daily Mash story!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ianw View Post
    New chief scout Katie Hopkins
    I think you have just found the one thing that would make me leave.


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    In a spirit of Scouting unity, all UK Scouting organisations are going to be merged.

    This will result in the formation of the British Baden-Powell Boy and Girl Scouts Scouting Association (BBPBGSSA), to be managed by the Federation Of Overpaid Leader Scouts. For simplicity the organisation will be known by the acronym of the management organisation.
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    The long march through the institutions is nearly complete.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ihatecamping View Post
    In a spirit of Scouting unity, all UK Scouting organisations are going to be merged.

    This will result in the formation of the British Baden-Powell Boy and Girl Scouts Scouting Association (BBPBGSSA), to be managed by the Federation Of Overpaid Leader Scouts. For simplicity the organisation will be known by the acronym of the management organisation.
    At least they'll have Mr T's pity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ianw View Post
    New chief scout Katie Hopkins
    I would pay money to watch that.

    Maybe they could have a rotating presidency; one month Katie Hopkins, next month Owen Jones, or maybe Eddie Izzard. He'd look nice in one of those 'longer length' uniform shirts, with a few twinkly badges on.
    The long march through the institutions is nearly complete.

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    A performance related bonus for Scouters based on the number of badges passed by the YP.

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    "HQ are pleased to announce that Claire's Accessories have won the contract to deliver the new range of Scout Clothing & outdoor appurtenances."

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    “The Baden-Powell Scouts Association has decided to rename as the Baby, Pre-teen Sitting Arrangement. It should save money on the headed notepaper, as well as reflecting the current role of the Association”.

    No, I’m not bitter, what makes you ask?
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    The long march through the institutions is nearly complete.

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    "HQ is excited to announce a new partnership arrangement that will increase adult and youth membership and allow HQ to better understand the needs of all stakeholders. We look forward to working closely with Cambridge Analytics... (And finally finding out exactly why, no one in Hollywood will employ Brendan Fraser any more.)"

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