Results 1 to 5 of 5

Thread: Three Fruits

  1. #1
    Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Posts
    1,654
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Three Fruits

    Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by

    cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could

    live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go

    to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So

    all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

    The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten

    apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to

    shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your

    face or you'll be eaten."

    The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out

    in pain, so he was killed.

    The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the

    king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this

    should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the

    ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

    The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one

    asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The

    second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy

    coming with pineapples."


  2. #2
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Posts
    112
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    lol, nice one

  3. #3
    Escouts Management Daniel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    Huddersfield
    Posts
    3,237
    Thanks
    118
    Thanked 49 Times in 24 Posts
    lol thats ace
    Daniel

    Explorer Scout Leader | Group Trustee
    4th Huddersfield Golcar Scout Group
    4thgolcar.org.uk
    District Media Development Manager
    Huddersfield South West
    hswscouts.org.uk



  4. #4
    Member Baracles's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Posts
    94
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    Good joke

  5. #5
    Moderator David's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Posts
    4,073
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
    lol rotflmfao

    that is very good.
    i would h8 to be the third man

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •